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The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 8 🌊➡️🌍
God didn't forget about his bestie Noah and the whole ark squad fr fr. He was like "aight, time to end this flood arc" and hit Earth with that divine fan service - made the wind blow to help dry things up. 💨
The whole flood situation got nerfed:- Sky windows: Closed ❌- Underground water: Stopped ❌- Rain: Cancelled 🚫
The water level started dropping fr fr. After 150 days of straight water meta, things finally started changing. The ark found its landing spot on Mount Ararat - basically got that victory royale location. 🏔️
The water kept going down until month 10, day 1, when the mountains finally got that face reveal moment. Noah waited another 40 days (man really said patience check) then opened the ark window to check the situation.
Noah started doing some real scientific testing:First dropped a raven (bird really said ↗️↙️↗️↙️)Then sent out a dove to scope the scene
But the dove was like "nah fam, there's no place to land yet" and came back to the ark like "let me back in bestie." Noah said "say less" and brought her back inside. 🕊️
Seven days later:Noah: "Dove mission part 2 lets goooo"Dove: *comes back with an olive leaf*Noah: "yo this is actually huge" 🌿
Another seven days:Noah: "One more dove mission fr fr"Dove: *doesn't come back*Noah: "W, she found a new home no cap"
Year 601 of Noah's life (still aging like fine wine), first month, first day - Noah took the ark's roof off for that check check. Ground was looking kinda dry ngl.
By month 2, day 27, Earth had fully recovered from its water era.
Then God hit Noah's line like:"Time for the grand exit bestie! Everyone can leave now:- You and the wife- Your boys and their wives- All the animalsFr fr let them go multiply and do their thing!"
Everyone left the ark giving major graduation ceremony vibes. All the animals were like "aight, imma head out" and started exploring their new world.
Noah wasn't done though - man really built an altar and offered some clean animals to God (respectfully). 🙏
God caught the vibe and was like "nah fr this is it. I promise I won't delete the server again even though humans stay posting L's from their youth. The seasons will keep doing their thing:- Spring & Fall- Summer & Winter- Day & NightNo cap, that's on periodt." 💯
And that's how Earth's great reset ended, bestie!
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