genesis6

The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 6 🌊💯
So peep this wild story fr fr:
The human population was going brr 📈, and everyone was having daughters left and right. Then these sons of God were like "yo these human girls are straight fire" and started wifing them up however they wanted, no cap.
God wasn't feeling this vibe and said "nah fam, humans are doing too much rn. I'm giving them 120 years max because they're getting too wild with it."
Listen to this - there were literal giants walking around back then! 👀 Fr fr, when these divine sons were having kids with human daughters, their offspring were these absolute units, straight-up legendary people everyone knew about.
God looked at Earth's timeline and was like "this ain't it chief." The humans were posting nothing but L's, their whole feed was just toxic content 24/7. Deadass, every single thought in their heads was pure evil vibes.
God was lowkey feeling major regret about creating humans and was like "this is lowkey depressing fr fr." 😔
Then God said "aight bet, time for a reset. Finna delete everyone from my server - humans, animals, birds, all that. This ain't what I was going for."
But plot twist! This one guy Noah was different fr fr - man had that W rizz with God. 💯
Here's the tea about Noah:- Bro was built different, literally the only one passing the vibe check- Walked with God (major W)- Had three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth (squad goals)
Meanwhile, Earth was giving major "villain arc" energy. Everyone was toxic af and violence was the only thing trending.
God pulled up in Noah's DMs like "yo, I'm bout to drop the biggest update ever - gonna delete everything cause humans are being too savage. But I got you fam."
God dropped the blueprints for an ark (basically a massive boat):- Use gopher wood (no cap)- Better be waterproof inside and out- Make it 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, 30 cubits high (absolute unit fr fr)- Need that window up top- Door on the side- Three floors (like a whole apartment complex no cap)
Then God said "listen up bestie, I'm bout to make it rain fr fr. Everything's getting deleted - all life forms, no exceptions. But you? You're gonna survive this update."
God basically offered Noah that exclusive membership:- Noah gets to bring the whole fam (wife, sons, their wives)- Gotta bring two of every animal (basically Noah's own zoo fr fr)- Need to pack all the food (meal prep game strong)
And Noah? My man didn't even hesitate - just started building exactly how God said. No questions asked, just straight W behavior.
That's real no cap fr fr 💯🌊
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