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Genesis 5: The OG Family Tree 👨‍👩‍👦 (Speedrun Edition)
Aight, let's get this ancestry check fr fr:
First up: The Character Creation StoryRemember how God made humans look just like Him? Made them boy and girl, blessed them, and called them Adam. That was the original character drop.
Now peep these crazy stats (no cap these people were built different):
Adam's Timeline:- Lived 130 years, then had Seth (looking just like him, that copy-paste genetics fr fr)- Kept having kids for another 800 years- Total playtime: 930 years before game over
Seth's Stats:- Had Enosh at 105- Played for another 807 years having more kids- Final score: 912 years
Enosh's Run:- Dropped Cainan at 90- Another 815 years of kid-having- Lasted 905 years total
Cainan's Game:- Had Mahalaleel at 70- Grinded for 840 more years having kids- Total runtime: 910 years
Mahalaleel's Numbers:- Spawned Jared at 65- Added 830 years of family DLC- End stats: 895 years
Jared's Session:- Got Enoch at 162- Another 800 years of family expansion- Final playthrough: 962 years
Enoch's Speedrun (this man different fr fr):- Had Methuselah at 65- Walked with God for 300 years (major W)- Dipped at 365 years cause God was like "you're too goated, come hang with me"- Man didn't even die, just got that divine extraction 😇
Methuselah's Marathon (longest player in the game):- Had Lamech at 187- Kept going for 782 more years- Set the all-time record: 969 years
Lamech's Run:- Had Noah at 182- Said "this kid's gonna make our farming grind easier with all this cursed ground"- Played for 595 more years- Total runtime: 777 years (them angel numbers tho)
Noah's Early Game:- Mans waited till 500 to have kids (talking about a late game player fr)- Then dropped three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth
That's the whole family tree speedrun, no cap. These people really said "death who?" and just kept living. Built so different they make our lifespans look like a TikTok video fr fr. 💀✨