genesis4

Genesis 4: First Family Drama 😤🩸
So Adam and Eve started their family and had their first W since Eden. Eve was like "just dropped a new human with God's help fr fr" and named him Cain. Then they had another son, Abel.
Career check:- Abel: Shepherd vibes 🐑- Cain: Farming main 🌾
One day they both brought God their offerings:- Cain brought some crops he grew- Abel brought the best lambs from his flock, premium quality no cap
God was feeling Abel's offering but curved Cain's gift completely. Cain got mad pressed about it, looking real down bad.
God hit Cain with some facts: "Why you mad malding rn? If you do the right thing, you'll get accepted too. But if you keep acting sus, sin's literally waiting to jump you. You gotta be stronger than that."
But Cain wasn't trying to hear it. He invited Abel to hang in the fields and - biggest plot twist - straight up unalived his own brother. First PvP kill in history, no respawn. 💀
God: "Yo where's your brother at?"Cain: *with major attitude* "How should I know? I'm not his babysitter fr"God: "Nah fam what did you do? Your brother's blood is literally crying out to me from the ground!"
God went off: "The ground that drank your brother's blood? It's gonna curse you now. Your farming career is over - nothing's gonna grow for you anymore. You're gonna be a whole wandering NPC now."
Cain started crying about the consequences: "This is too much fr fr. You're making me leave my home, hide from you, and now everyone's gonna try to smoke me on sight."
But God said "nah" and put a special mark on Cain like a divine protection buff. Said anyone who tried to hurt him would get clapped seven times harder.
So Cain left God's territory and moved to Nod (east of Eden). Man got married, had a kid named Enoch, and built a whole city named after him.
Family tree update:Enoch → Irad → Mehujael → Methusael → Lamech
Lamech was wilding - had two wives (Adah and Zillah). Here's what their kids were known for:- Jabal (Adah's son): Started the nomad lifestyle, first rancher fr fr- Jubal (his brother): First musician, invented the aux cord basically- Tubal-cain (Zillah's son): First blacksmith, metal crafting speedrunner- Naamah (Tubal-cain's sister): just vibing
Lamech was on some other stuff tho, told his wives: "Listen up, I killed a man for hurting me. If anyone tries to get revenge on me, they'll get it 77 times worse than what God promised Cain."
Meanwhile, Adam and Eve had another son named Seth (basically a replacement for Abel). Seth had a son named Enosh.
That's when people finally started praying to God fr fr.
And that's the tea on the first family beef. No cap, things got real. 😔✨