genesis2

Genesis 2: The Extended Cut 🌳👫
Aight, so after God finished that whole universe speedrun:
Day 7 hit different:God looked at everything and was like "bet, we done here." Mans really said "I'm tired, time for some self-care" and took the seventh day off to chill. Made that day extra special fr fr, blessed it and everything. First weekend vibes, no cap.
Now lemme tell you how it all went down in 4K:
Before any plants or herbs were even in the chat, God hadn't dropped the rain update yet, and there wasn't even anyone to farm the land. But there was this mist that came up from the ground like nature's sprinkler system fr fr.
Then God said "let's craft a human" and deadass made man from dirt (pretty sus ngl but go off). Breathed right into his nose and boom - man got that life buff. Straight up became a living soul, just like that.
God wasn't done tho - planted this whole aesthetic garden in Eden (that's the east side). Put the man there like "yo this is your crib now." Made all these pretty trees grow with mad good fruit - but plot twist, there were these two special trees in the middle:- The Tree of Life (legendary item fr)- The Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil (spoiler alert: this one's gonna be important later)
The garden had this river system that was bussin - split into four different streams:1. Pison: hits up Havilah where they got that gold DLC (that good good, plus some bdellium and onyx)2. Gihon: wraps around Ethiopia3. Hiddekel: flows past Assyria4. Euphrates: you already know the vibes
God put man in charge of the garden like "ayo, this is your job now - keep it looking fire." Then dropped the rules: "you can eat from any tree you want except that Knowledge tree. That's off limits fr fr. Touch it and you'll literally die, no respawn."
Then God was like "nah man shouldn't be playing solo" and decided to make him a squad. Brought out all the animals He made and let Adam (that's what we calling him now) name them all. Man really went through the whole Animal Planet lineup giving everyone names.
But none of these NPCs were the right vibe for Adam to hang with. So God put him in sleep mode, yoinked one of his ribs, and crafted the first woman. When Adam woke up and saw her he was like "SHEEEESH! Now this is it - she's literally made from my bones and flesh fr fr!" (Called her Woman cause she came from Man - they weren't too creative with names back then tbh).
That's why nowadays guys leave their parents' server to start a new one with their wife - they become one team fr fr.
Fun fact: they were both just vibing there naked and didn't even care. No shame in their game. 💯
And that's the tea on Genesis 2 bestie. ✨