genesis1

The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 1 🌎✨Yo fr fr, here's how it went down:Day 1 be like:God: exists Earth: doesn't exist yetSo check it - God's just vibing and He's like "aight bet, let's make this whole universe thing." No cap, the earth was straight up empty, just darkness everywhere, mad sus. God's spirit was just floating there like "we bout to do something crazy."Then God hit 'em with the "let there be light" and deadass, the light just popped off.God looked at the light and was like "sheeeesh, that's bussin' fr fr." Then He said "we finna separate this light and dark situation" and did that.Called the light "Day" (W tbh) and the dark "Night" (kinda mid but necessary). First day = complete, no cap. 💯Day 2 got wild:God said "yo watch this" and made this huge space between the waters. Like literally divided the ocean vibes - some up, some down. Called that space between "Heaven" and that's just facts. Second day done, ez clap.Day 3 went crazy:God really said "let's get this bread" and gathered all the water in one place. Dry land just spawned in fr fr. Named that dirt "Earth" and the water "Seas" and was like "nah fr that's fire."Then God leveled up and was like "Earth needs to drop that plant DLC" - grass, trees, flowers, all that good stuff with seeds to keep the update rolling. And boom - Earth started growing everything, just like that. God checked the vibes and they were immaculate.Day 4 hit different:God dropped the celestial update - added the sun and moon to the game (major W). Made them to separate day and night, plus keep track of time and seasons and stuff. Threw in some stars too just to flex. God really said "let there be drip" and the whole sky lit up fr fr.Day 5 was bussin:God said "water needs some content" and spawned in all types of fish and sea creatures. Then dropped the flying update with birds and everything. Told them to "go crazy" and multiply everywhere. The whole squad was thriving fr fr.Day 6 went stupid (in a good way):God wasn't done yet - dropped the land animal update. All types of creatures just spawned in - wild animals, farm animals, bugs, everything. Then for the final boss move, God was like "let's make humans in our image" and BOOM - created mankind, gave them admin privileges over everything else.God basically said "yo, everything's yours - all the plants, animals, whole Earth is your server. Take care of it and run things." Then God looked at everything He made and no cap, it was all straight fire. Sixth day = complete, greatest update ever fr fr.And that's on periodt. 💯✨