genesis18

The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 18 👀✨
Fr fr, this is what went down:
So Abraham's just chillin at his tent in Mamre during hot girl summer, when suddenly God pulls up with the squad! No cap, three guys just spawned right there. Abraham's like "wait what" and ran faster than someone getting ratio'd, straight up bowing like he's met some K-pop stars.
He's all "Ayy yo, if you're feeling my vibe rn, don't just keep scrolling! Let me be the host with the most." My guy's giving peak hospitality energy: "Lemme get y'all some water to freshen up, take a load off under this tree. I'll grab some snacks - y'all must be here for a reason." The visitors were like "bet."
Abraham's running around like he's doing a TikTok challenge 💨 Mans speedruns into the tent like "Yo Sarah, we need that bread content ASAP! Make it bussin." Then he's got his personal chef working on that premium wagyu situation. Brought out the whole spread - butter, milk, and that gourmet calf. Standing there serving them like it's a 5-star restaurant fr fr.
Then they hit him with that plot twist: "Ayo where Sarah at?"Abraham: "She's in the tent, living her best life."Them: "Watch this - next year your wife's gonna have a whole baby."
Sarah's in the tent trying not to laugh challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) 💀 She's thinking "Me and my man are older than ancient TikToks, ain't no way we having a baby rn."
God's like "Why Sarah acting sus? Nothing's too hard for your boy. Coming back next year with that baby update, no cap."
Sarah's caught in 4K: "I didn't laugh!"God: "Nah sis, you definitely did"
Then the squad's about to head out, looking towards Sodom, and God's thinking out loud like "Should I put Abraham in the group chat about what's about to go down? I mean, he's gonna be a whole influencer for nations fr fr, might as well keep him in the loop."
God spills the tea about Sodom and Gomorrah: "Their behavior? Mega problematic. Bout to do a vibe check fr fr."
Then Abraham starts haggling like he's on marketplace:"God, you're not gonna unalive the good people with the bad ones, right? That ain't it chief.""What if there's 50 good people?"God: "If there's 50, we gucci."Abraham: "45?"God: "Fine, 45 works too."Abraham: "40?"God: "Aight bet."Abraham: "30?"God: "Still valid."Abraham: "20?"God: "You drive a hard bargain but ok."Abraham: "Last offer fr fr... 10?"God: "10's the final deal, no cap."
Then God dipped and Abraham headed home thinking "sheesh, that was intense."
And that's the tea, bestie! ✨💅
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