genesis14

The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 14 ⚔️👑
Yo fr fr, this chapter's about to go CRAZY - we're talking major beef between kingdoms:
So check it - there's this whole squad of kings dropping into the story:* Amraphel (Shinar's king)* Arioch (Ellasar's king)* Chedorlaomer (Elam's king)* Tidal (literally king of nations, weird flex but ok)
These kings were beefing with another squad:* Bera (Sodom's king)* Birsha (Gomorrah's king)* Plus some other kings who were basically NPCs in this story fr fr
So peep this - the second squad had been paying taxes to Chedorlaomer for 12 years (major L), but in year 13 they said "nah we ain't doing this no more" and straight up rebelled.
Chedorlaomer and his boys took that personally 😤 They went on a whole revenge tour, absolutely rolled through everyone's territory. We're talking complete squad wipe - the Rephaims, Zuzims, Emims, Horites - everyone caught an L.
The opps tried to fight back in this place called the Valley of Siddim (weird choice tbh, place was full of tar pits 💀). It went about as well as you'd expect - Sodom and Gomorrah's kings literally fell into the tar pits trying to escape, rest of the squad had to dip to the mountains.
Here's where it gets personal - they raided Sodom and Gomorrah, took everything including Lot (Abram's nephew) who was living in Sodom. Major L.
Someone who escaped was like "Yo Abram, they got your nephew!" and Abram said "BET" 😤
No cap, Abram went CRAZY. Mans pulled up with 318 of his most loyal ops (trained since birth fr fr) and chased these kings all the way to Dan. Did a whole night raid, split up his squad for maximum damage, chased them past Damascus. Straight up demolished them.
Abram came back with EVERYTHING - all the stolen goods, Lot, the women, everyone who got captured. W uncle fr fr.
Then the wildest thing happened - this mysterious king named Melchizedek (also a priest of God) pulls up with bread and wine like it's communion or something. Blessed Abram saying "God really said W with this one" and Abram gave him 10% of everything (first biblical tithe no cap).
The king of Sodom tried to flex saying "just give me back my people, keep everything else" but Abram was like "nah fam, I made a promise to God. I ain't taking NOTHING from you, not even a shoelace. Don't want you going around saying 'I made Abram rich' - God did that. Only thing I'm taking is what my guys already ate and their fair share of the W."
And that's on periodt. Real ones respect the integrity fr fr 💯✨