genesis13

The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 13 💰🐑
Yo so peep this story fr fr:
So Abram's coming back from his Egypt arc with the whole squad - his wife, all his stuff, and his nephew Lot too. Man's was STACKED fr fr - we're talking mad cattle, straight dripping in silver and gold, no cap. 🤑
Homie's basically doing a throwback tour, hitting up all his old spots from the south back to Beth-el where he had that altar built. Real ones remember. He's out there calling on God's name like "we back!" 🙏
Now Lot (his nephew) wasn't exactly struggling either - mans had his own flocks, herds, and tents going on. But here's where it gets sus - the land couldn't handle both their vibes. They had TOO MUCH stuff, deadass. And their herdsmen started beefing with each other while the Canaanites and Perizzites were just watching like 👀
Abram's like "nah fam, this ain't it. We can't be having drama like this - we're literally family fr fr. Check it out - whole land's right there. Let's split up but keep it peaceful. You pick first - if you go left, I'll go right. If you go right, I'll head left. No cap." Real uncle energy tbh.
Lot's looking around and spots the Jordan Valley looking mad juicy - all well-watered and everything, giving Garden of Eden vibes (this was before God had to throw hands with Sodom and Gomorrah). It was giving fertile crescent energy frfr.
So Lot said "bet" and chose the whole Jordan plain, heading east. That's how they split up - Abram stayed in Canaan while Lot moved closer to Sodom (major L incoming because those Sodom folks were straight up EVIL, no cap).
Then God hits up Abram like "yo, look around in every direction. ALL of this? It's yours and your descendants' forever. Imma make your bloodline more numerous than the dust on Earth - like fr fr, if someone could count all the dust, that's how many descendants you're gonna have." Weird flex but go off king 👑
God's like "go ahead, explore your new map" and Abram's like "say less" - moves his tent to the plain of Mamre in Hebron and builds another altar for God there. W moves only. 💯
And that's how it went down fr fr ✨