genesis12

The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 12 🌟🗺️
Yo, this chapter is where Abram's storyline starts going crazy fr fr!
So God slides into Abram's DMs like: "Ayo, I need you to do something kinda wild - delete your whole friend list, leave your squad, and start fresh on a new server I'mma show you."
Then God dropped the most fire promise ever:"No cap, I'm bout to make you the main character fr fr:- Gonna make your bloodline blow up- Your name gonna be verified ✓- You gonna be the blessing plug- Anyone who's got your back, I got their back- Anyone who comes at you gonna catch these hands- Through you, everybody on Earth gonna get blessed"
Abram said "bet" and didn't even hesitate. Packed up his whole inventory and dipped at level 75. His nephew Lot was like "yo can I join?" and Abram was like "slide through."
They brought the whole squad - Sarai (his wife), all their stuff, and everyone who joined their Discord server in Haran. Destination: Canaan.
When they got there, Abram was exploring the map and pulled up to Shechem by the Moreh Plains. (BTW the Canaanites were already spawned there).
God popped up again like "Yo this whole map? I'm giving it to your kids fr fr." Abram was so hyped he built an altar right there to thank God.
Then my guy kept moving, built his base near Bethel - Bethel to the west, Ai to the east. Built another altar there and was just vibing with God.
But then the server hit them with that famine update 💀 It was bad fr fr, so Abram had to switch servers and head to Egypt to avoid getting ratio'd by hunger.
Here's where it gets mad sus:Abram's looking at Sarai like "ayo you too fine fr fr. These Egyptian players gonna take one look at you and be like 'that's wifey' and then smoke me to get to you."
So he came up with this sketchy strat:"Just tell everyone you're my sister. That way they won't unalive me, and might even bless me with some W trades."
Sure enough, when they pulled up to Egypt, everyone was like "sheeeesh" when they saw Sarai. Pharaoh's boys saw her and were down bad fr fr, told Pharaoh about her. Next thing you know, she's getting recruited to Pharaoh's house.
Pharaoh was blessing Abram with the whole inventory - mans got sheep, cattle, donkeys, servants, and camels. But God wasn't having it - started hitting Pharaoh and his whole house with that plague pack because of Sarai.
Pharaoh finally caught on and was big mad:"Ayo Abram, what's this toxic behavior?? Why you ain't tell me she was your wife? You said sister and I almost caught a case! Take your wife and get off my server fr fr!"
So Pharaoh's squad escorted them out, but let them keep their whole inventory.
And that's on periodt! First major W in Abram's story (even though my guy was kinda acting sus ngl) 💯✨