genesis11

The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 11 🗼👥
Yo, the Tower of Babel story is straight wildin' fr fr:
Back in the day, everyone was in the same group chat fr fr - literally everyone spoke the same language, no Google Translate needed.
So these people were traveling and found this place called Shinar (remember that place from Nimrod's story? Same server). They said "bet" and started living there.
Then somebody in the group chat was like "yo hear me out - let's make some bricks fr fr" and everyone was like "that's bussin', no cap." They got mad creative with it too, using brick instead of stone and basically invented cement.
Then they got too hyped and said "let's do something crazy - we finna build a tower so tall it's gonna hit the cloud layer fr fr. We'll be famous on god, and nobody can make us split up." Basically trying to create the first ever skybase. 💀
God came down to see what these folks were up to and was like "nah hold up - if they all speaking the same language and already doing this, they gonna think they're unstoppable fr fr. They might start doing anything they want."
So God said "watch this" and scrambled everybody's language settings. Suddenly the group chat was completely chalked - nobody could understand each other anymore. It was giving major chaos energy.
The whole project got ratio'd fr fr. Everyone had to split up and move to different servers across the map. That's why they called it Babel - cause God made everyone's chat totally babel (that's that confusion pack 😭).
Then the genealogy update dropped (yeah we getting more family trees):
Shem's stats be like:- Had Arphaxad at level 100 (2 years post-flood)- Lived another 500 years after that, had more kids- Total playtime: 600 years
Then the speedrun begins:- Arphaxad → level 35 → had Salah → lived 403 more years- Salah → level 30 → had Eber → lived 403 more years- Eber → level 34 → had Peleg → lived 430 more years- Peleg → level 30 → had Reu → lived 209 more years- Reu → level 32 → had Serug → lived 207 more years- Serug → level 30 → had Nahor → lived 200 more years- Nahor → level 29 → had Terah → lived 119 more years
Then Terah's storyline starts getting spicy:- My guy reached level 70 and had three sons: Abram, Nahor, and Haran- Plot twist: Haran had a son named Lot but died before his dad in their hometown, Ur- Abram married Sarai, Nahor married Milcah (Haran's daughter)- Sarai couldn't have kids (this gonna be important later fr fr)- Terah said "we moving" and took his son Abram, grandson Lot, and Sarai on a road trip to Canaan- But they only made it to Haran and decided to stay there- Terah reached level 205 before he logged off permanently in Haran
And that's on periodt! Next chapter we finally getting to the main character's story - Abram bout to pop off fr fr! 💯✨