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The Bible but Make it Gen Z: Genesis Chapter 10 👨‍👦🌍
Okay bestie, let's drop the family tree update fr fr! This is basically Noah's sons' whole family roster after that flood update we talked about:
So Japheth's squad be looking like: Mans had some straight fire sons - Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshech, and Tiras all joined the server. Then Gomer's boys Ashkenaz, Riphath, and Togarmah came through too. Javan wasn't done either, spawned Elishah, Tarshish, Kittim, and Dodanim. These guys basically created their own discord servers all over the coastal areas, each with their own language settings and server rules fr fr.
Ham's lobby check:Ham's squad included Cush, Mizraim, Phut, and Canaan (yeah, that Canaan from last chapter 👀). Then Cush had Seba, Havilah, Sabtah, Raamah, and Sabtecha pull up. Raamah said "bet" and had Sheba and Dedan.
But yo, the most sus player in the game? Nimrod. 💪Cush's son Nimrod was literally built different - mans became the first ever try-hard sweaty player fr fr. Everyone kept saying "this guy's as cracked as Nimrod" whenever someone went hard. He started his own server network in Babel, Erech, Accad, and Calneh (Shinar region btw).
Then my guy pulled up to a new map and built these mega bases: Nineveh, Rehoboth, and Calah. Plus this massive city called Resen between Nineveh and Calah. No cap, absolute unit of a city.
Mizraim's spawn list do be going crazy:Ludim, Anamim, Lehabim, Naphtuhim, Pathrusim, Casluhim (and from his line came the Philistines), and Caphtorim.
Canaan's family tree expansion pack:First dropped Sidon, then Heth, then spawned whole different groups: Jebusites, Amorites, Girgasites, Hivites, Arkites, Sinites, Arvadites, Zemarites, and Hamathites. Their territory was huge fr fr, stretched from Sidon all the way to Gerar and Gaza, then toward Sodom and Gomorrah (spoiler alert: those places get ratio'd later).
Shem's turn (he's the older bro of Japheth btw):This man's bloodline was straight bussin. His kids were Elam, Asshur, Arphaxad, Lud, and Aram. Aram said "bet" and had Uz, Hul, Gether, and Mash.
Then the fam tree kept going:Arphaxad → Salah → EberEber had two sons and no cap, this is where it gets interesting. Named one Peleg (means "divided" btw) cause that's when everyone got their own server regions. His brother was Joktan.
Joktan really said "watch this" and dropped the longest spawn list:Almodad, Sheleph, Hazarmaveth, Jerah, Hadoram, Uzal, Diklah, Obal, Abimael, Sheba, Ophir, Havilah, and Jobab. Sheesh! 😤
Their base was set between Mesha and Sephar (it's this mountain in the east, iykyk).
And that's basically the whole Noah family tree update - how everyone spread out and got their own servers after the flood. FR FR no cap! 💯✨
(Btw if you think this chapter was just names on names on names, you right - but these players literally created all the nations we got today, so respect the OGs fr fr) 🌍